Our morning routine during the school year is as follows:
Wake children up and herd them into our bedroom
Turn on disney jr.
Get them their clothes and breakfast
Let them watch disney jr. while eating breakfast
Get myself dressed as fast as I can while they are still eating
Help girls get dressed and ready for the day
M being able to dress herself often does that as I help K get ready. I had just brought M her clothes for the day when she sat up and said
M: "Peeeee-yew! My lady parts stink!"
Please imagine the waving hand motion that people often make when something smells accompanying this statement.
Me: (thinking its a good thing tonight is bath night)
Five minutes later when she started changing into her clothes....
M: I know why I thought my lady parts stink mom. There was a little poop in my undies. I must not have wiped so good last time.
This would be why we now buy flushable wipes.
